Gattoblaster Records

Hello dear cats and other animals.

In our quest for artists who wanted to be featured on our totally shit compilation we came across a lot of weird but interesting individuals. One of those fine eccentric artists on the compilation was a mysterious reggae musician from Mexico. We where very curious and eager to get to know this artist a little bit better and hope you are sharing the same excitement.
Lola interviewed the pink blob through in depth questions by email and here is the fine result!

Hello Pink Blob. Is this your real name?
My ReAl NamE iS BLoB! bUt BeCAusE Of mY SkIN CoLLOR And ThE RACisT ReMARKs pEoPLE StaRT tO CaLL mE PiNK blOb…
AnD I MUSt saY itS SoUNdS PretTy!

Have you always been making music?
What are your other favourite things to do?
I NeVeR mAkE MuSIC iT MaKeS ME! iF yoU GeT wHaT I MeAN!
BloB (that’S ME!) goT a LOt oF OthER ThINGS To DO!
I LikE A goOOoD Old GAmE of PINk bLOb PiNg plONG wITH MY BeloVED FatHER aND FuNNY BrOTHERs.
( I cOME FroM A HuGE fAMiLY YoU SeE?)
I AlSO ENjoY SKiNNy DippiNG anD WatCHing oTHer PeoPLE BunGY JuMP.

What is the name of your best friend, the little dog, that you sing about?
BaLTHASAr! NexT YEAr hE iS gOINg TO bE 7 YeArs OLD!

Are you happy being pink? Or would you rather be another colour?
JaH LOveS ALL ColLOURs aND BEcaUSE OF mY PiNK SkIN CoLLouR I Got SpONSOREd by The united collors of Bennington tm.! WIcH MEanS I GeT aLL My StuNnING sWimmING ShoRTS fOR Free! AnD NevER HAVe tO WoRK In MY EnTIrE BlObbY LifE!!!
IM EXtREmeLY HaPPy AnD BleSseD To BE PiNk!!

Do you always work alone, or do you collaborate with others as well?
I NeVER Work ALonE! mOST of The TimE iM WoRKinG iN thE StuDIO WitH mY BaLTHASAr and YES I COllaBORaTE WiTH oTHer GEniUS aRTisTs! ItS AlWAys A ChalLENge!
I RELeaSed oNE Ep foR fREe On thE RuSsiAN NetLABel MicROBIT REcorDS cOntAINinG CoLLabORAtioNS wITH ArTISt LiKE HErMaN biLDerBErG, tOXic cHiCKen aNd LuNA DE coMPOSTElLA.. AnD ThOSE Are Non ReGGea RtiST!! BuT THeY LoVE thE GrEEn StUFF AsWEll!!! ChECk IT OuT FoR YoURSElF ItS KInDA PReTTy!

If you had to choose one dish to eat for the rest of your life,
what would it be?
A DiSh MaDE FRoM CHeESE!! I lIKE CHeESE! No! I Do LOVe mY cHeEse!
ChEeSE FRoM thE FaMILy gOAt iS ThA BeST! BlEsS Her!

You are a great reggae artist.
Do you intend to send out a special message to the world with your songs?
LOVe JAh AnD jAH WiLL lOVE YoU! PeACE AnD BlESsiNGS aND RaSTA ViBEs!

If you could choose an artist to remix one of your songs,
who would it be? And who would you like to remix?
I wOULD LOvE It If I CoULd CoLLAbErATE WitH GReGOrY FuCkING IsAAcs!
Once I Saw A LIVe ShOW oF hIm AnD HiS PeRForMAnCe IMprESsEd ME!
He CaME On All DrESSEd in A BaD MaN wHiTE sUiT aNd On A CerTAiN MoMEnt He SHiTTed hIS WhITE PanTS BRoWN anD SmEllY! YoU gOTTa RESpECt ThaT Man! He Is A LEgEND aND a GEnIUS!! I WouLD lIKE To ReMiX hIm AnD GiVe HiM tHE CrEDiT He dEsERves!
BuT To ReMIx ME? MaYbE JoHN HolT oR EveN yOUr OwN CRazY GAttoBlaStEr HeRo AlEx OnE! He IS a TruE HeRo AsWeLL!

If you could have a stage for an hour and put any 5 people on it,
who would they be?
Ah If oNLy DReAMs COuLD cOME TRuE!!
It WOulD Be A FiNE CoLLECTIon Of ARtiSTs Of All TimE!
JohN F*cKING HolT, GrEGoRY IsAAcs, ThE oNE With tHE BeArd AnD ThE lOveLY VoICE FroM tHe Bee GEES anD MYsELf AnD BaLTHASAr! AnD PrObABlY ThE LoVELy LaDY BeE oRoRo!
ShE gOT SoME LovELY JAh ViBEs! AnD WiLL Be ThE WiCKEd SunSHIne iN tHE MiDDLe OF ThIS LoVELy DrEAm TeAm!!!

What did you dream last night?
I dREaMED OF NaKEd ElEpHaNTS oN SkAtEBoaRDs! ThEy WhERE SKaTIng ON tHE BlUe SeA WiCH cHANgEd CoLloRS. I ReMEmBEr A PaRT oF mE WaS FlYinG AbOVe ThEM wITh A CApE! AfTEr that I DrEamEd Of SeXUAl CoNTEnT with My PiNK BlObiNE! sHE WaS hAvIng HoT iNtErcOURce WitH oNE oF ThE ElePhANTS AnD I JoINED In ThE HoT AcTiON!
It waS a sWEet aND SweAtY DreAM!

What in life inspires you most, both personally & artistically?
ChEesE iS mY BigGeSt InSpiRATIoN! GrEen FluFF AlSo KeEpS mE gOInG! And The LoVE oF My BEsT FrIEnd AnD My ENTErNAL anD UnSTopAbLe LovE FoR BlOBinE!!
AnD JAh RaStaFArI KiNG of KiNGs hEiLE SeLAsSi! (oFCouRCE!)

Do you spend a lot of time on the internet?
What are your views on the development of internet with regard to music?
I SpEnd a FeW hOuRs a WeEk On InTErnET BuT MY ConNEcTioN iS CrAP!
I Do LovE thE dEveLOpMEnT Of ThE free MuSIC SCeNE oN tHE iNTErnEt! I ThINK ThaT iN A FeW yEaRS tHe BiG CoMMerCIaL mUsIC CoMPAnYs WiLL FAdE AwAy iN sHamE AnD thE MArkET wILL bE GoING StROnG wITH wIcKEd AnD CoOl FrEE rELeASeS fRoM vARiOUS neTLAbELS! tHe InTERNet Is A hUGE PlAcE wiTH lOTs Of gReAT SoUnDS!
No oNE iS FoRCinG An OppINION aND yoU CaN lIStEn TO tHE SoUnDs yOu AcTuALlY WaNT tO LISteN To WiTHOUt aNNy kApItaLIstiC BizNiz bObO FiLLiNG hIS PoCKeT bEHInD iT!
aS FoR tHE aRTISts ItsELf itS I BeLIEvE a GoOD waY tO sPReaD thE vIbES in The WoRLd!
anD reAl MusICIaNS Can GeT mONeY bY dOIng lIVe GiGs aND SellIng tHEiR cDs / CDr’s And t-ShiRTs On thE sPoT! pLeAsE dO fEeD ThEsE ArTisTS!! tHeY F*cKinG dESERvE It! JAH!

If you could choose any place in the world where you could be now,
where would it be?
AT tHE MoMENt im In MexiCO BuT I wOUlD lOvE tO hAve A cUTe HuT on ThE bEAch WitH mY BesT FrIEnD iN JaMaiCA! Mm NeXT tO CHeeSe I Do like JaMAiCan pAtty’s!, aND GuINnEs PuNCH!!

Do you perform live a lot?
I don’t ReAlLy. SomETimEs. SoME CRaZy ProMOteR BroUGht mE tO play In ThE bRIxTon AccAdEmY iN LoNDON! I SuRE BlAsT eVeRy OnE AwaY!
MoST Of ThE tImE I PeRfoRm in FroNT oF MY HoUse (aT lEAsT Once A MoNTh)
eVEryoNE EnJOyS IT! I m PaRT Of A sOUndSysteM wicH iS pRETty CoOl!! chEcK OUt ThIs LiVe PaRtY MiX rEcORdEd iN FrOnT oF mY HoUsE! i ReLeAsEd iT oN 4m@ REcORDS! wiCh iS JuSt AnOThEr WiCKeD Lo FI NeTlAbEL I lOvE!! :

What is your least favourite instrument?
ThOsE INStRuMENts My DenTIsT is USinG tO PoKE AroUNd In My tEeTh! I HaTe ThEM!

If you could be the king of the world, what would you change?
What would you do?
I WoULd ProbaBLY Be VeRY LaZY! I CaN SeE MySELf wITh BalThazAR sIttInG oN SOfT PiLlOWs AnD BlOBiNe WiLl Be My pInK qUeeN! I wIll PrObAbLy Eat AppLes alL dAY mIXeD wITH aLL The CheEse FroM aLl OVeR tHE wOrLD!
EvRYOnE HaS To AdORe AnD lOVE mE aNd SEnD mE lOTs Of PrESenTS!
oFCOurCe Its NoT VeRY PoLItICAll cORrECT tO sAy TheSE ThiNGS, BuT ThIS Is ThE HoNOusT AnSWeR to YoUr QueStioN.
ThE PoLLiticAll cORRect VerSIoN oF ThIs WouLD bE: PeaCE aND LovE For All anD
mY FiRsT TASk To Ban OuT All RoYAlTy InCluDInG mYSelF!

If you could fill a rocket with people and send it to another dimension,
who would you put inside?
Me , BaLThAsAr AnD BlOBinE! I NeVEr AcTUAlly GeT ThE CHaNGE to Go On HoLLidAy yOu SeE? OfCouRcE I WiLl bRINg mY iNSTrUmENts anD A NeVer ENdING StAsH oF WeEd!

Do you like cheese?
I LoOoOOoOOoOooOoOooOOOOoOoOOvE cHEeSe!!!
GoAt ChEeSe FrOm ThE FAMiLY goat iS My FavouRIte OnE oF aLl timEs!

Is there anything you are terribly afraid of?
My mOthEr In LaW anD pEoPle wHo HavE their FacEs PrINTeD On cOIns!

What is your vice of preference?
RoMAnTic SeX WiTh BloBiNE in a Bath Of MeLteD GoAt ChEeSe!
LoOk At HeR! ShE Is F*cKiNg HOt!

What would you like to learn, most of all?
HeLLo? aRE yOu KiDdInG Me? I = ThE pInK BlOB! I Am A GeNIuS! I KnOw EvErYThINg AnD cAN Do AnNyTHinG! eVerYoNE CaN LeARn FrOm ME! thErE’S nOThiNG fOR mE tO lEArn.
I am THE PiNK BlOb!!!!!!!!!

How many fingers?
I Is ThE PInK BlOB! I Am A InTEllECtuALl WeLl KnOwN AnD RESpEcTeD aMAZinG REgGAe ArTISt!!! OnE FiNgEr In ThE eYE Of tHe EstAbliShMeNT!!

Which question would you never want to answer?
PrObAbLy ThIS OnE! BuT WeLl hELL! ShIT! I DoNE iT aGAiN!
ThE PinK bLoB AnSweRs aLl yOuR qUeStioNs!

Thank you Pink Blob for this in depth interview.
keep on playing those reggae vibes!
Lola